roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: rosetylerful, via pizza)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via pizza)

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“ I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you.
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Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(Source: forever-dirty-minded, via phr4sing)